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Jony Ive, Laurene Powell Jobs, and Sam Altman Walk into a Bar—Will They Walk Out with the Gadget of the Future?

The worst kept secret in Silicon Valley right now is that Jony Ive is helping Sam Altman build new gadgets. On the surface that may not seem like that much of a big deal. After all, Jony left Apple six years ago. But his career is inextricably linked to and was fundamentally shaped by Steve Jobs and …

Jony Ive, Laurene Powell Jobs, and Sam Altman Walk into a Bar—Will They Walk Out with the Gadget of the Future?

Apple Will Try to Fix the iPad a Fifth Time, Will it Work?

Apple has tried to fix the iPad four times. First in 2015 with the introducing of Split View, picture-in-picture, and better accessory support for keyboards and the Pencil. Then they immediately took a year off. iOS 10 on the iPad sort of phoned it in. It became abundantly clear that they either …

Apple Will Try to Fix the iPad a Fifth Time, Will it Work?

The Week ChatGPT Truly Became an Assistant

Yesterday, OpenAI introduced a new feature under the radar that I think might have just changed everything. ChatGPT has had a rudimentary “memory” system for quite some time. It lets the model look for important context in your messages, like your job or a particular spot you enjoy. It then saves …

The Week ChatGPT Truly Became an Assistant

Craig Saves the Day, Gives Engineers the Green Light to Use Off-the-Shelf LLMs

According to The Information, Apple is now letting engineers build products using third-party LLMs. This is a huge change that could seriously alter the course of Apple Intelligence. I have been a proponent of Apple shifting its focus from building somewhat mediocre closed first-party models to …

Craig Saves the Day, Gives Engineers the Green Light to Use Off-the-Shelf LLMs

Microsoft is Filling in Essential Gaps on the Mac For the First Time in Decades

Microsoft has a long history of Mac software development. It is not something you often hear about anymore, but the company’s legacy is as intertwined with Apple’s as any other. I tend to be quite negative about Mac Office. I have never been a fan of PowerPoint, Excel, or Word. I was always an iWork …

Microsoft is Filling in Essential Gaps on the Mac For the First Time in Decades

From a small garage in Los Altos to billions of pockets, wrists, ears, faces, desks, and living rooms. Happy 49th birthday Apple. Next year is the big one.

A Sneak Peek At My First App

It is not quite ready yet, but I wanted to share a first-look at the app that I have been working on over the past several weeks. I still need to squash a few bugs and complete some business-related tasks, but I expect to submit it to the App Store in the near future after a small TestFlight group …

A Sneak Peek At My First App

Apple Adds the Lumon Terminal its Mac Lineup

Apple’s marketing campaign for Severance has been top notch. Between the Grand Central pop up, live events with the cast, a marching band, dedicated websites to generate art, a Tim Cook commercial, and a giant balloon in London, they have kept their foot on the gas even with the second season having …

Apple Adds the Lumon Terminal its Mac Lineup

Finally, ChatGPT Can Accurately Generate Images with Text

OpenAI dropped an all-new image generation system for ChatGPT today and man is it good. One of the biggest problems with artificially generated images has been the inability to generate accurate text within them. There have historically been problems with inaccurate characters, spelling, or even …

Finally, ChatGPT Can Accurately Generate Images with Text

Fill the Severance-sized Hole in Your Heart with The Studio

The ridiculously good new Seth Rogen series, The Studio, just hit Apple TV+. A few weeks ago I got to watch the first two episodes premiere at SXSW and I walked away from the theater beyond excited for the rest of the series. Both of those episodes are now available to stream and they are as …

Fill the Severance-sized Hole in Your Heart with The Studio

Gemini, Siri, and Default Assistants on iOS

I do not want to harp on the Siri situation, but I do have one suggestion that I think Apple should listen to. Because I suspect it is going to take quite some time for the company to get the new Siri out the door properly, they should do what was previously unthinkable. That is, open up iOS to …

Gemini, Siri, and Default Assistants on iOS

Very Good News: Mike Rockwell, No Fan of Siri, is Here to Save It

Mark Gurman has just reported that Apple is reshuffling the Siri team’s leadership in light of the recent Apple Intelligence controversy. They are putting Mike Rockwell, the man behind Vision Pro, in charge of the effort and taking AI chief John Gianndrea off the project. While you can lament …

Very Good News: Mike Rockwell, No Fan of Siri, is Here to Save It

It's Time for WWDC 2025 to Return to Traditions Broken by COVID

This is a weird time. Everybody knows it, even if they do not want to acknowledge it. Apple’s trust with its customers is on the line and today’s news from Mark Gurman about internal conversations proves that they know they are in a complicated position. The company is staying quiet …

It's Time for WWDC 2025 to Return to Traditions Broken by COVID

Sky Blue Really is Blue

The new sky blue MacBook Air really is blue. I know that there has been much debate about just how blue it really is. But now that I own one and have seen it in quite a few different lighting conditions, I can say for certain that this is more blue than silver to my eyes. I fully understand that …

Sky Blue Really is Blue

Hands-On With the Vision Pro Metallica Experience at SXSW

This past weekend, I spent some time in Austin with some very cool Apple folks and a Vision Pro. The company invited me to come and watch the latest immersive video experience at SXSW, and my word is it quite something. I loved Submerged and Parkour, but neither compares to the newest entrant: an …

Hands-On With the Vision Pro Metallica Experience at SXSW

‘The Studio’ is Probably Apple TV+’s Next Big Hit

Apple TV+ has had quite the ride since it launched in 2019. It took a few months to really begin to hit its stride with the first season of Ted Lasso, which helped keep us all feeling just a little sane during COVID. More recently, Severance has been a huge hit. It is one of the best shows I have …

‘The Studio’ is Probably Apple TV+’s Next Big Hit

Can Apple Even Pull This Off?

I guess I should not be surprised, but I am still furious. Apple shared with John Gruber earlier today that they are delaying the launch of the flagship new personalized Siri features for Apple Intelligence that were unveiled last summer at WWDC. We have been waiting what already feels like forever …

Can Apple Even Pull This Off?

Phoenix Rises From the Ashes of Tweetbot to Join Ivory

A couple of weeks ago I wrote about the surprisingly small amount of third-party Bluesky clients for iOS. After countless Twitter ones and now plenty of Mastodon options, it felt inevitable. Except very few developers seemed to be working on anything. For months, users (including me) had been …

Phoenix Rises From the Ashes of Tweetbot to Join Ivory

There Was Something in the Air After All

For the first time in 24 years, since the introduction of the first white iBook, Apple has a blue laptop again. While the new MacBook Airs are most certainly a “spec bump,” they make for a pretty good one. The new Air features the M4 (as expected), but also gets a massively upgraded FaceTime camera …

There Was Something in the Air After All

These Might Just be the Prettiest Clock Widgets

Just a few days ago, a new iPhone app was released by designer Rasmus Nielsen. The app, while simple, is one of my favorites in a long time. It is called Tinker and it features some of the most beautiful clock widgets I have ever seen. Tinker is a super cool concept. You can build your own clock …

These Might Just be the Prettiest Clock Widgets

There's Nothing in the Air

Apple device spec bumps are nothing new. Steve’s Apple did them all the time. He just didn’t tease them with iconic taglines that carry historical weight. Yesterday Tim Cook tweeted a teaser that said “there’s something in the Air” hearkening back to the 2008 unveiling …

There's Nothing in the Air

First Impressions of the Insanely Beautiful but Baffling iPhone 16e

I’ve only had the iPhone 16e for a few hours, but I figured it was worth writing something out. Particularly because I am surprised by the device now that I have seen it in-person. It is no secret that I have been awfully skeptical of the value proposition and frankly I still am. But this …

First Impressions of the Insanely Beautiful but Baffling iPhone 16e

On Recent Apple Commercials and Billboards

Apple’s advertising has been hit or miss in recent years. They have run the gamut from controversies like the hydraulic press crushing beloved artistic tools to misses like the early Apple Intelligence ads to delightful surprises like recent heartwarming holiday ones. There has been a lot of …

On Recent Apple Commercials and Billboards

A Comet Approaches Planet Browser Company

If you have followed me for a bit, you know that I really love the work that The Browser Company has done with Arc. They built a browser that is ridiculously powerful, infinitely customizable, and even extended their ambitions to mobile with one of the nicest AI search tools. But something happened …

A Comet Approaches Planet Browser Company

A Pretty Siri Can't Hide the Ugly Truth

We’ve been waiting for Siri to get good for quite a long time. Before the emergence of ChatGPT, Siri sort of languished. Outside of the addition of Shortcuts in 2018, it has generally remained at the same level of intelligence since 2015 when they added proactive functionality. Last summer, …

A Pretty Siri Can't Hide the Ugly Truth